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Happy New Beer! Are you into making an annual list of strategies for personal world peace? Yeah, neither are we. Instead, we decided to cut loose and brew some happy sauce. Double oatmeal (golden malted and raw rolled) creates a smooth body and silky finish. Just the right blend of roasted malts and a double-barrel blast of pure liquid cacao ensure chocolatey transcendence. English Golding hops bring the package hope with subtle sophistication. So rather than focusing on shortcomings, learn to love yourself and perpetually postpone introspection with our proprietary happy sauce and a new mantra: “Diet StartsĀ Tomorrow“.

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